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Post by draco andrew malone on Sept 7, 2009 2:30:39 GMT 1
drac.ula has signed on
DRAC.ULA : These things are so asinine.
DRAC.ULA : I don't know why I even downloaded it.
DRAC.ULA : Oh, that's right. I was bored. Now I remember.
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Post by larissa dawn harrison on Sept 7, 2009 2:45:57 GMT 1
 someone as handsome as yourself should not be bored! that should just be illegal.
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Post by draco andrew malone on Sept 7, 2009 2:50:02 GMT 1
DRAC.ULA : Really, now?
DRAC.ULA : You should have told my old Calculus professor that.
DRAC.ULA : SNORE.
DRAC.ULA : Nice ass. |
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Post by larissa dawn harrison on Sept 7, 2009 2:54:16 GMT 1
if i knew who he was i totally would. he couldnt be mad at ME. im too irresistable. aha! why thank youuu. i work hard to maintain a nice ass. you're quite attractive yourself. ;]
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Post by draco andrew malone on Sept 7, 2009 3:00:29 GMT 1
DRAC.ULA : But why?
DRAC.ULA : Everyone has to die of something.
DRAC.ULA : I don't see the point to excessive exercise.
DRAC.ULA : Am I, now? Thanks, I guess. |
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Post by larissa dawn harrison on Sept 7, 2009 3:03:10 GMT 1
it isnt excessive excersice. its to keep my shape the way i need it and to stay healthy. you know, balanced diet and excersice? that stuff. and yeah, you really are. but you just cant beat the sexiness of the lead singer of Avenged Sevenfold, though. he's too damn sexy.
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Post by draco andrew malone on Sept 7, 2009 3:06:06 GMT 1
DRAC.ULA : Still. You're going to die someday.
DRAC.ULA : I'd rather eat whatever the hell I want and die of a heart attack than give up chocolate and all the good stuff.
DRAC.ULA : No point in having an awesome bod if nobody can admire it because I'm in a casket six feet under.
DRAC.ULA : He has a nice ass too, I presume. |
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Post by larissa dawn harrison on Sept 7, 2009 3:11:54 GMT 1
we can have all the chocolate we want, actually. me and abigail eat it a lot, and we still look amazing. and yeah, i will die some day. i just hope ill be old, married with grand children and happy. oh, he has an amazing ass. and an amazing package, if you catch my drift. awesome muscles, awesome tats, an amazing smile, beautiful eyes. he is amazing. <3
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Post by draco andrew malone on Sept 7, 2009 3:14:21 GMT 1
DRAC.ULA : Even if you eat healthy and exercise, you're still going to die.
DRAC.ULA : Being healthy does nothing to stop things like fatal accidents.
DRAC.ULA : Or murder.
DRAC.ULA : Yes, well, every girl's wet dream, this guy sounds like. Unfortunately, I haven't the slightest interest in how attractive he is to the female population. |
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Post by larissa dawn harrison on Sept 7, 2009 3:17:10 GMT 1
well, i know that. but we can still try, right? try and keep away from murders and shit. there is no shame in staying safe. yeah, he's pretty amazing. even if you dont think so. of course, you're in to girls right?
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Post by draco andrew malone on Sept 7, 2009 3:20:32 GMT 1
DRAC.ULA : But life is random. It's a series of random, unpredictable incidents.
DRAC.ULA : That dark alley you avoid because you think it looks dangerous might take you past a place that you would never even think about, but that'll be where some fruit loop lives, just waiting.
DRAC.ULA : I just so happen to be a flaming homosexual, thank you very much. |
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Post by larissa dawn harrison on Sept 7, 2009 3:23:36 GMT 1
... are you trying to tell me you are a fruit loop and you're just waiting for me to come by so you can kill me? :\ if you're tyring to scare me.. its not working. and oh really? i know a very open homosexual, and no gay have i ever met tell me i have a nice ass. so, are you homosexual or just a compulsive liar?
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Post by draco andrew malone on Sept 7, 2009 3:26:35 GMT 1
DRAC.ULA : If I told you my plan, I wouldn't be a good killer, now, would I?
DRAC.ULA : I was only trying to make a point.
DRAC.ULA : Besides, murder is asinine. Everyone gets caught eventually.
DRAC.ULA : ...Fine, you caught me. I have no interest in male genitalia. |
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Post by larissa dawn harrison on Sept 7, 2009 3:31:16 GMT 1
ahhh. so you're not a killer, just a freako who likes to try and scare pregnant twenty year old girls? XD well, you cant scare me. biggest scare i had was me getting pregnant my twentieth birthday. its not possible to scare me now. unless i lost megan. then id be an emotional wreck. and ohhh. so you're a compulsive liar?
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Post by draco andrew malone on Sept 7, 2009 3:33:45 GMT 1
DRAC.ULA : I got myself knocked up when I turned 20 too. Except, not really.
DRAC.ULA : Nice going with that, by the way. Can't say I feel sorry for you.
DRAC.ULA : So because I lie to you once, I must be a compulsive liar?
DRAC.ULA : I'll have you know no psych evaluation ever done has turned up any trace of anything amiss. |
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