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Post by jaeda renée cohen on Sept 7, 2009 7:30:34 GMT 1
Y SO SRS ? : Ewwww, sounds like a real asswipe. You're better off without him.
Y SO SRS ? : Weed is way better than cigarettes. At least it doesn't kill you, or get you addicted, and it's virtually impossible to overdose.
Y SO SRS ? : Morphine, however, it horrible for side-effects. Damn that shit sucks.
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Post by caleb adrian rhodes on Sept 7, 2009 7:35:15 GMT 1
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[/FONT][/COLOR] CURRENTLY:[/COLOR] SMOKING. WHAT A DISGUSTING HABIT. MOOD: BORED. MUSIC: BABY'S GOT HER GUN OUT `rediscover EH, I GUESS. I DUNNO. WEIRDLY ENOUGH, I MISS HIM. I GUESS THAT'S JUST THE WHOLE FIRST BOYFRIEND/LIVED WITH HIM FOR TWO YEARS THING. OH WELL. I KNOW I'M BETTER OFF WITHOUT HIM. FUCKING PRICK. AND YOU, LOVELY, SOUND LIKE YOU'VE HAD EXPERIENCE. PITY THAT. (open) [/CENTER][/BLOCKQUOTE][/size][/font] |
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Post by jaeda renée cohen on Sept 7, 2009 7:37:03 GMT 1
Y SO SRS ? : Awww. Don't miss him. You;re too cool for that.
Y SO SRS ? : You could use an Antonio Banderas blow-up doll. It's HAWT.
Y SO SRS ? : Ehh, I try not to think about experiences.
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Post by caleb adrian rhodes on Sept 7, 2009 7:40:54 GMT 1
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[/FONT][/COLOR] CURRENTLY:[/COLOR] SMOKING. WHAT A DISGUSTING HABIT. MOOD: BORED. MUSIC: BABY'S GOT HER GUN OUT `rediscover MMMM. ANTONIO BANDERAS. GOD HE'S DELICIOUS. WHERE EXACTLY MIGHT I FIND ONE OF THESE DOLLS? (; JAY KAY DEAR! I DON'T PLAY WITH DOLLS ANYMORE. AWH, YOU POOR THING. AT LEAST ABOUT THE WORST OF MY EXPERIENCE COMES FROM SMOKING AND DRINKING WAY TOO EXCESSIVELY. I'M INNOCENT, PROMISE. (open) [/CENTER][/BLOCKQUOTE][/size][/font] |
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Post by jaeda renée cohen on Sept 7, 2009 7:44:35 GMT 1
Y SO SRS ? : I actually don't know. I was just referencing South Park. ]:
Y SO SRS ? : Ehehehe, you're too cute to be innocent. Like a dog or something, with that "hey I'm innocent" look, except you just tore the shit out of a new pair of shoes.
Y SO SRS ? : Ehh, whatever. I'm fine now. Just reallllyyyyy tired. Damn, I might have to take a nap. It's crazyyyy.
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Post by caleb adrian rhodes on Sept 7, 2009 7:49:53 GMT 1
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[/FONT][/COLOR] CURRENTLY:[/COLOR] SMOKING. WHAT A DISGUSTING HABIT. MOOD: BORED. MUSIC: BABY'S GOT HER GUN OUT `rediscover DAMN, AND I GOT MY HOPES UP. HAHA, I'M SUCH A PERV. OH COME ON, A DOG? COULDN'T I BE SOMETHING CUTER AND LESS, WELL, DROOLY? LIKE A BUNNY. I LIKE BUNNIES. THEY'RE CUDDLY AND SOFT. BUT I DO LIKE TO BITE, SO I GUESS I AM MORE LIKE A DOG THAN ANYTHING ELSE. -SIGH- HAHA, DAMN STRAIGHT, I'M EXHAUSTED. IT'S LATE AND I'M OUT OF CIGARETTES. HOW SAD. (open) [/CENTER][/BLOCKQUOTE][/size][/font] |
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Post by jaeda renée cohen on Sept 8, 2009 3:11:20 GMT 1
Y SO SRS ? : But bunnies have those weird little turds. Like... whose shit is that small and spherical?
Y SO SRS ? : Plus they're all in desperate need of orthodontia.
Y SO SRS ? : See? You're out of the cigs, which is the world's way of telling you to quit.
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Post by caleb adrian rhodes on Sept 8, 2009 5:59:34 GMT 1
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[/FONT][/COLOR] CURRENTLY:[/COLOR] SMOKING. WHAT A DISGUSTING HABIT. MOOD: BORED. MUSIC: BABY'S GOT HER GUN OUT `rediscover DEAR LORD. DID YOU SERIOUSLY JUST BRING UP THE SHAPE OF BUNNY SHIT? I'M GOING TO COMPLETELY IGNORE THE FACT THAT YOU DID. :3 GIRL PLEASE. IF THAT'S THE WORLD'S WAY OF TELLING ME I NEED TO QUIT SMOKING IT CAN SUCK IT. I'M MORE THAN HAPPY SMOKING LIKE A FREIGHT TRAIN. IT JUST MEANS I'M GOING TO NEED TO FIND ONE OF THOSE WEIRD LITTLE 24-7 STORES AND ACTUALLY LEAVE THE HOUSE. JOY. (open) [/CENTER][/BLOCKQUOTE][/size][/font] |
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Post by jaeda renée cohen on Sept 8, 2009 6:09:48 GMT 1
Y SO SRS ? : Yes I did just attempt to discuss the shape of rabbit shit.
Y SO SRS ? : I don't like bunnies. They smell.
Y SO SRS ? : Why venture out when you could stay inside where it's not polluted?
Y SO SRS ? : Besides, won't you get carded? Unless you have a fake ID.
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Post by caleb adrian rhodes on Sept 8, 2009 6:22:48 GMT 1
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[/FONT][/COLOR] CURRENTLY:[/COLOR] NOT SMOKING. THINKING ABOUT ACTUALLY ADVENTURING OUT INTO THE WORLD FOR, WELL, MORE CIGS. MOOD: DEPRESSED. MUSIC: BABY'S GOT HER GUN OUT `rediscover I USED TO HAVE A GUINEA PIG. AREN'T THEY SIMILAR TO BUNNIES? THEY HAVE WEIRD SHAPED SHIT AND SMELL PRETTY RANK, ACTUALLY. PLUS THEY HAVE FREAKISH TEETH AND ARE RATHER FUZZY. :\ HAHA, ANYWAYS OFF THE SUBJECT OF THAT. BUT I MUST VENTURE OUT. OTHERWISE I'LL SUFFER WITHDRAWL AND MY LUNGS WILL POSITIVELY DIE. WELL, MAYBE NOT. BUT I'M NOT GONNA EXPERIMENT. AS FOR GETTING CARDED: HASN'T HAPENED YET. MY SECRET? FIND A GIRL CLERK, SMILE, FLIRT RATHER BADLY, AND HOPE LIKE HELL SHE FORGETS ABOUT THE CARD... WORKED LAST TIME. (open) [/CENTER][/BLOCKQUOTE][/size][/font] |
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Post by jaeda renée cohen on Sept 8, 2009 6:27:21 GMT 1
Y SO SRS ? : I just wish I could have a pet... My mom refuses to let me get one. Oh, germs, blah blah blah, what the fuck ever.
Y SO SRS ? : But... you're killing your lungs by smoking. And smoke smells bad.
Y SO SRS ? : Oh, you're bad. Hahahahahaha. I guess some girls are just slutty like that.
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Post by caleb adrian rhodes on Sept 8, 2009 6:32:25 GMT 1
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[/FONT][/COLOR] CURRENTLY:[/COLOR] NEEDING A SMOKE. MOOD: DESPERATE. MUSIC: BABY'S GOT HER GUN OUT `rediscover ..YOU STILL LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS? YOU DEFINITELY SEEM LIKE THE TYPE OF GIRL TO BE OUT STRIKING IT ON HER OWN. SHOWS HOW MUCH I KNOW, EH? YOU HAVE A GOOD POINT, BUT I NEED[/U] A SMOKE. LIKE DESERATELY. GOD YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE. HAHA, I THINK SMOKE SMELLS PRETTY. KIND OF. xD HAHA, WHY DOES THAT MAKE ME THINK YOU'RE BEING SARCASTIC? IT'S REALLY A SAD SIGHT TO SEE. I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO FLIRT WITH GIRLS. AT ALL. I'M LIKE A DROWNING FISH. (open) [/CENTER][/BLOCKQUOTE][/size][/font] |
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Post by jaeda renée cohen on Sept 8, 2009 6:35:22 GMT 1
Y SO SRS ? : Unfortunately, I am but 16. I don't really wanna live on my own, yet. But my sister, I think, would attempt to get emancipated in a heartbeat.
Y SO SRS ? : No, your brain thinks you need a smoke because you've trained your body not to function otherwise. You did this to yourself.
Y SO SRS ? : Bah. Girls are easy to win over. Just whip out your cock.
Y SO SRS ? : Whoa, that was inappropriate. HAHA. I'm awesome.
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Post by caleb adrian rhodes on Sept 8, 2009 6:41:39 GMT 1
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[/FONT][/COLOR] CURRENTLY:[/COLOR] SMOKING. WHAT A DISGUSTING HABIT. MOOD: BORED. MUSIC: BABY'S GOT HER GUN OUT `rediscover PSH. BABY, I'M SEVENTEEN AND I'M LIVING ON MY OWN. I STOPPED LIVING WITH MY MOM WHEN I WAS FIFTEEN, THANK GOD. I LIVED WITH MY EX FOR TWO YEARS BEFORE RUNNING AWAY. I'M LOVELY, HUH? LMFAO, DON'T I KNOW IT? I CAN HARDLY WALK STRIAGHT IF I DON'T HAVE A CIGARETTE IN MY HAND. BUT TAT'S NOT MY FAULT. OLIVER GOT ME ADDICTED. STUPID BASTARD.  HAHA, THANKS FOR THE ADVICE BABY GIRL. NEXT TIME I NEED TO WIN SOMEONE'S HEART I'LL JUST WHIP IT OUT AND WIGGLE IT AROUND A LITTLE. xDD (open) [/CENTER][/BLOCKQUOTE][/size][/font] |
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Post by jaeda renée cohen on Sept 8, 2009 6:47:05 GMT 1
Y SO SRS ? : Yes, well. You're obviously a lot more independent than me.
Y SO SRS ? : I'm perfectly happy living at home, except for my mother's OCD. >__>
Y SO SRS ? : Ooooh, random thought: try getting your nipples pierced. Chicks dig that.
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HAHA, THANKS FOR THE ADVICE BABY GIRL. NEXT TIME I NEED TO WIN SOMEONE'S HEART I'LL JUST WHIP IT OUT AND WIGGLE IT AROUND A LITTLE. xDD