orly? [o]

[jaeda renée cohen]

y so srs ?
^{- - HAS SIGNED ON.}

Y SO SRS ? : You.
Y SO SRS ? : Yes, you.
Y SO SRS ? : I love you.

[mitchell leigh michaels]

do away with people laughing at my hair
do away with people frowning on my precious prayers


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anachronism_boy says ;

i....love you too?

in a completely platonic way, of course.

[jaeda renée cohen]

Y SO SRS ? : Awww.
Y SO SRS ? : <3
Y SO SRS ? : Shouldn't you be out accomplishing something?

[mitchell leigh michaels]

do away with people laughing at my hair
do away with people frowning on my precious prayers


( O N L I N E )
♦3/5 of a mile in 10 seconds by jefferson airplane♦

anachronism_boy says ;

like what?

it's too hot to do anything

[jaeda renée cohen]

Y SO SRS ? : Awww.
Y SO SRS ? : Swimming. Naked tanning.
Y SO SRS ? : It's never too hot for naked tanning.

[mitchell leigh michaels]

do away with people laughing at my hair
do away with people frowning on my precious prayers


( O N L I N E )
♦3/5 of a mile in 10 seconds by jefferson airplane♦

anachronism_boy says ;

but it can be too crouded. too many tourists...

why arn't you out?

[jaeda renée cohen]

Y SO SRS ? : I'm sure tourists would love a free stripper.
Y SO SRS ? : Grounded.
Y SO SRS ? : I replaced my mom's shampoo with Nair. :]

[mitchell leigh michaels]

And maybe we'll get lucky and we'll both grow old.
Well I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I hope so.


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♦ocean breaths salty by modest mouse♦

anachronism_boy says ;

are you sure you're not just trying to get me out of my pants?

ouch. that shit smells terrible.

[jaeda renée cohen]

Y SO SRS ? : No, I just think clothing should always be optional.
Y SO SRS ? : Except, there should be a weight limit.
Y SO SRS ? : It does. But she thinks being bald is, like, the end of the world.

[mitchell leigh michaels]

And maybe we'll get lucky and we'll both grow old.
Well I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I hope so.


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♦ocean breaths salty by modest mouse♦

anachronism_boy says ;

why not just add in mandatory workouts to the universal health care? let everybody get in on the fun?

and some girls cannot pull off the bald look.

[jaeda renée cohen]

Y SO SRS ? : What about people with heart conditions? If there are mandatory work-outs, they'll die. And it'll be all your fault.
Y SO SRS ? : Tell me about it. HAHA. I'd rather die than go bald.

[mitchell leigh michaels]

And maybe we'll get lucky and we'll both grow old.
Well I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I hope so.


( O N L I N E )
♦ocean breaths salty by modest mouse♦

anachronism_boy says ;

you're the one who brought it up, i'm just trying to be equal-nudist-oppurtunity...

you don't want to be bald, and yet you would subject your mother to this fate?

[jaeda renée cohen]

Y SO SRS ? : You're trying to kill people is what you're trying to do. Don't put it all on me.
Y SO SRS ? : My mother is woman Hitler. Seriously.
Y SO SRS ? : I'm never allowed to do anything, ever. Just once I'd love to go do something dangerous, but she's always like "no, you'll get sick", or "no, you'll get hurt" Blah blah blah.

[mitchell leigh michaels]

And maybe we'll get lucky and we'll both grow old.
Well I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I hope so.


( O N L I N E )
♦ocean breaths salty by modest mouse♦

anachronism_boy says ;

she's just trying to look out for you because she loves you.

[jaeda renée cohen]

Y SO SRS ? : Why are you taking her side?
Y SO SRS ? : If there's the slightest, most ridiculously small chance I'll get hurt or sick, it's like concentration-camp-style lockdown.
Y SO SRS ? : I'm not even allowed to ride a bike. Like WTF.